b4dapple:

vaginas are like the weather
if it’s wet
it’s time to go inside

Throwback to when I made inappropriate jokes constantly. ✌️

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I would totally appreciate people if they would stop making assumptions and ridiculous accusations. 👌

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thefooddaterrrrrrr:

I WILL MAKE THIS SCARF FROM SCRATCH

b4dapple:

thank you yahoo answers for solving all of life’s questions and mysteries

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Anonymous: What are five of your favourite things?

1. Tacos
2. Horror movies/shows/stories
3. LOTR
4. LoZ
5. Nice smelling people.

No particular order. **

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mindlesslyy:

Who’s excited???